7:43 pm - Sun, Apr 13, 2014

serialfrost:

grawly:

geminicreations:

i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind

TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST I REMEMBER EVERYTHING BUT READING THESE TWEETS AGAIN AFTER SO MANY MONTHS IT ALMOST FEELS SURREAL LIKE “I CANT BELIEVE THIS PERSON IS ME”

OH MY GOD ITS BACK

(via hella-ruby-red)

7:41 pm
7:41 pm

If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.
7:41 pm
tra-nsparent:

source
7:41 pm

Reblog if at some point you’ve tried to see if you had super powers.

ravenclawslibrary:

900yearsoftime-andspace:

livin-la-vida-loki-d:

tsunderage:

image

anyone who doesn’t reblog this is a filthy liar

I try to see if I can use the force on a regular basis.

part of the reason i studied so hard was so i could move shit with my mind like matilda

I have tried to use my Matilda powers pretty much daily for the past 15 years.

(Source: riiiverboy, via that-funny-guy)

10:29 pm - Tue, Apr 8, 2014
steven-stoned:

uranianumbra:

steven-stoned:


im playing 13 pokemon


you taped silver to a psp

no thats me playing it

steven-stoned:

uranianumbra:

steven-stoned:

im playing 13 pokemon

you taped silver to a psp

no thats me playing it

(Source: steven-stoned, via or-yas)

10:29 pm

reauxbacht:

barack-obottm:

dick had me like

this website is terrible i hate this place you are all so disgusting how do you people even function in real life how do you go about your day thinking profanities like this and everything else in this horrible place this is disgusting i refuse to be a part of this scum filled community any longer i have put up with stuff like this for the last time i am done

(via yungnegro)

4:37 pm - Thu, Apr 3, 2014
4:37 pm
Q: how do you give a girl an orgasm?
Anonymous

girls-effing-girls:

baroniansmythe:

suchvodka:

sexience:

i am laughing so hard omg i need more sleep

There should be a warning before something like this hits a dash so you’re not drinking or something when you first see it.

HAHAHAHAHA Fuck

4:37 pm
sunalwaysshining:

helioscentrifuge:

bushyringtail:

karla69rodriguez:

cupquakemoon:

benjoyment:

The perfect remedy for this cold and rainy weather?1.2 gallons of hot chocolate.

The dream

Why does this only have 2 notes I’m mad

the fact he could carry this with one hand…

it’s sitting on the table you absolute bean-counting toweljockey

calling someone a bean-counting toweljockey is now on my bucket list

sunalwaysshining:

helioscentrifuge:

bushyringtail:

karla69rodriguez:

cupquakemoon:

benjoyment:

The perfect remedy for this cold and rainy weather?
1.2 gallons of hot chocolate.

The dream

Why does this only have 2 notes I’m mad

the fact he could carry this with one hand…

it’s sitting on the table you absolute bean-counting toweljockey

calling someone a bean-counting toweljockey is now on my bucket list

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